San Antonio Slang....

[Notcho]

I heard you "likeded it" the other day......just made me think of others :o

For reals?
Mines (as in.....this is mines)
Fixin to...

[Danlboi72sbug]

Fixin to...
That ain't just San Antonio slang...

I'd even venture to say it's a Texan "thang". ;)




:cool:

[Notcho]

Really? Never heard it anywhere else....huh.

I went to a conference one year and was sitting at a table with Fire Marshal's from all parts of Texas.......It hurt my ears to hear the dude from East Texas talk, I thought he was kidding :D

How about, "wounded up".....as in; I was gonna buy some bread but "wounded up" buying all kinds of stuff.

:D

[sandman]

How about "might could?"

as in... I might could sell that to you for the right price.

[Notcho]

:D .... good one !

Here's more...

"Peoples"......as in, "those peoples over there".
Ever hear someone say, "watch this, watch"......when they wanna show ya something? That always cracks me up for some reason :o
Oh, and the phrase, "I got to go to" always gets me....:D

[crossbones]

This slang is the bestest!! :D You MEMBER hearing that? You MEMBER!! I know I forgotted it once, but now I member it!!

Ok, I'm done :D

[Notcho]

Ha....."bestest"...... I forgotted about that one too :p

[sandman]

:D .... good one !

Here's more...

"Peoples"......as in, "those peoples over there".
Ever hear someone say, "watch this, watch"......when they wanna show ya something? That always cracks me up for some reason :o
Oh, and the phrase, "I got to go to" always gets me....:D

I always thought that "watch this, watch" was what a redneck said right before he wrecked his truck:eek:

[exzonie]

"Do you want a ham sangwich"?
I had a great one in Youston.

[exzonie]

I love Alaskan "Sal-Mon".

[Gigglin-Pig]

I can't think of any right now,..no, really:p

[sandman]

I can't think of any right now,..no, really:p

for reals?

[sandman]

you folks from San-tone-yo comes' up with somes crazy $hit.:rolleyes:


PS. Tell Edward he needs to come gets my '55 before someone else snags it.

[BLASTER]

Get off the car.

(I'd say "get out") :D

[testbud]

Done did it.....

[biggestdaddyo]

Done did it.....

How about "he done dided it now....... I'm telliiiiiiiing":D

"Why you crying?"

"He threw my dog a rock!!!":D :D

"Orale......get off the car and fix me a sangwich por el lonche"

"Hey......I barely found out about it right now!"

[sandman]

Holt.....as in grab a holt of that with them pliars. better yet...."Holt it still"

[biggestdaddyo]

This might just be southern...... but
"mash the clutch down"......"mash it!"

[biggestdaddyo]

Hey..... "put attention" "I'm gonna told you someting"

[Notcho]

Turn off the fire.....

:D

[biggestdaddyo]

I've had diarreah since Easters

[welshj]

What about cut on, or off...

As in : "whyn't u cut on the lights so'se I can see?"

Or, I know it's just courtesy... but it drives me nuts when a fifty year old man tells me "Yessir".

I know, but damn, I thought you were supposed to respect your elders, not vice versa! I'm only 35!

While visiting my grandma in oklahoma before she died...
She asked me to go to store for her and pick some coke. I replied, no problem grandma... you want diet, cherry, or regular coke.?
She replied :
"no, grab me a pack of those grape ones..."
:confused: :confused: :confused:


joel

[Gigglin-Pig]

We made an EMS run here in San Antonio. And it went something like this.
We get to the house and a man greets us at the door. We ask whats the problem.
-HE says, "MY wife chicken breath".
-What? Chicken breat,.we keep asking,..:confused:
-"yes", "chicken breath".
-Sir,..what do you meanby chicken breath?:confused:
-"JuNO,..Chicken breath,..:eek: (while hold his hand to his chest)
-Oh,..OK,..She can't breath:cool:
-YES, YES Chicken breath:o

that is true story

[Vert_Heaven]

dang u slackers..... not a single one of you said gothco, as in...

that hurt gotcho man :D

I'm from Carrizo Springs not very far from SA, I must have said that every single day up until the age of 13, hahahaha

[sandman]

Natcho.... Thats natcho beer, it's mines.:)

[Notcho]

You guys crack me up :D

"He bett(ed) on the game and lost monies"

Oh and it's pronounced "LENT" not "LINT"......:p

"Voy a comprar cokes at HEB".......I know it's right, it just sounds funny (half english half spanish)......I catch myself doing that when I'm drunk :D

All of a sudden I get all "gente" ....no, que no ... :cool:

[Danlboi72sbug]

I'm from Carrizo Springs not very far from SA, I must have said that every single day up until the age of 13, hahahaha
I grew up during my junior and sr high school years in Carrizo as well, Marty, but I don't EVER remember hearing that word. :eek:

Maybe cause I wasn't born there?? ;)

:D




:cool:

[biggestdaddyo]

Hey that would be a cool name: "Gotcho Notcho"

N'obre Shut Up!

Q: Hey how have you been? A: Aqui no mas....

[DaGoldenBoy]

my turn...

no, no...put it more downer!

lines heard daily at discount tire, seriously!

yeah i gotta low leak in my tire

thas too mush!?! (followed by) you got any thin sheep? (no sheep at discount tire)

cash, check or card? catch :confused: (catch what)

my car es bibrating...(vibrating?) yeah it chakes when i go 80 mph :eek:

my tires have good thread

heres some from back in the day...

thats aallll bad ass?

i knoow riight?

it was like "saas", dude!

[biggestdaddyo]

Hey Golden......you forgot a tire store classic!

"esta leakyando" It's leaking (in Spanglish) My favorite.

"Pero, it's only flat on the bottoms!"

My favorite commercial: "You got a big date this weekend - Rent a Tire!"

[Notcho]

This thread is funny because its for reals.

I had some lady ask me if we had a "drink machine" in our fire station... I think she was from Australia or something so not sure if it counts, but I had no idea what she was talking about (soda/coke machine).

Also, "these ones".....
"It hurted".......:D
"More down"

From Napolean Dynamite; "I think I'll make her a cake".

[BLASTER]

Bobwisers and Longstars to wash down the sangwiches.

[Robottsuperbug]

This thread is funny because its for reals.

I had some lady ask me if we had a "drink machine" in our fire station... I think she was from Australia or something so not sure if it counts, but I had no idea what she was talking about (soda/coke machine).

Also, "these ones".....
"It hurted".......:D
"More down"

From Napolean Dynamite; "I think I'll make her a cake".

**** that movie. Wasted 2 hours of my life for no reason... I can't even watch anything with him in it now.. I just automatically hate it.

[BLASTER]

**** that movie. Wasted 2 hours of my life for no reason... I can't even watch anything with him in it now.. I just automatically hate it.
Wow...relax.
I personally thought it was pretty damn good...GOSH!
Seen it like six times...it's incredible.
Don't be mad because I've been chatting with babes all...day...long.

[exzonie]

"I got you a delicious Bass!!!!"
ND

[BLASTER]

"It's a Sledgehammer."

[Notcho]

James......you don't like that movie because your not funny.
AND you dress like Peter Pan.

I own the DVD....tha's a funny ass movie :D

"You know I'm training to be a cage fighter".

[Gigglin-Pig]

that was a great movie,..James needs some love.

[biggestdaddyo]

I LOVE Napoleon Dynamite. I own it and have watched it like 100 times.....maybe it hits a little too close to home for some people! Man, I knew some super nerds in high school and this movies captures their world....it NAILS it! Dead on. It's a story of the unpopular triumphing over the popular!!!! Who doesn't like the underdog? Come on dude!

Notcho..... Pedro's line is: "Maybe I'll build her a cake or something" ha ha ha....

Napoleon: "Hey are you guys Pedro's cousins with the sweet hook ups?.... Si-Mon!!!!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha.......

Pedro: ".....I think we should have some Santos in the halls....If I'm elected President all your wildest dreams will come true"

Principal: "....I don't know how you do things down in Tiajuana, Pedro, but here in Idaho we don't put up life-size pinatas that look like Heather Wheatley and then beat them with a stick!"

[biggestdaddyo]

Bobwisers and Longstars to wash down the sangwiches.

Si - Mon!!! You can buy those at the Wall-Mark.:rolleyes:

[Robottsuperbug]

ooh I get it... you have to be over 50 to enjoy the movie. I guess I just haven't gotten to the ripe age yet. :D

[BLASTER]

I'll check the TV guide for you James to see what time Tele-Tubbies comes on...or maybe you've graduated to that big red dog cartoon.

"You know… there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff."

http://quotations.about.com/od/funnymovieandtvquotes/a/dynamite_topten.htm

[Notcho]

James, stop being so ***............there, I said it.
Maybe you should watch it again, but this time without your boyfriend.

:p

[biggestdaddyo]

Napoleon to Chicken Farmer: "Do those things have talons?"

[Notcho]

That's like a dollar an hour !

:D

[Robottsuperbug]

James, stop being so ***............there, I said it.
Maybe you should watch it again, but this time without your boyfriend.

:p


***?? All Im saying was it was craaaap.

You were busy that day Notcho you weren't able to watch it with me remember? :eek:

[Notcho]

Remind me to pummel you next time I see you.

[Robottsuperbug]

whoa whoa Im not into that

[kevin1970beetle]

"Dat" is "fresh"

[biggestdaddyo]

Overheard on a recent visit to Santa Rosa Emergency Room:

Worried Mom: I was taking him a bath, porque he was all decongested.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Mom: He was barely going to faint, but I wouldn't let him....

Doctor: Oh?

Mom: Then I rub some Bicks on his shest....

Doctor: Uh huh......

Mom: You gotta put him a shot or something....barium enemy?

Doctor: We'll just have a look see.....! Thank you!:D

[BLASTER]

HAH!
Overheard on a recent visit to Santa Rosa Emergency Room:


Huh?
Your little girls OK?????

[vdubvr6]

i always here my grandma say "i went chopping for you..." (shopping).

my grandma is full of them, but i can't think of them.

[biggestdaddyo]

HAH!

Huh?
Your little girls OK?????

LOL yes they're fine......my source was actually an emergency room doctor at Santa Rosa. So you caught me using secondary source material. (busted)

Oh yeah....and it's actually kind of a "greatest hits" collection of quotes all run together, not actually just one patient.

Still funny though......:D

[Notcho]

I saw an old college classmate of mine last nite and I asked him if he ever graduated. He told me that he did and that after I left, the campus "got more better" :o

Whooo hoooo!!! ........Hey, we were a party school :D

[biggestdaddyo]

I saw an old college classmate of mine last nite and I asked him if he ever graduated. He told me that he did and that after I left, the campus "got more better" :o

Whooo hoooo!!! ........Hey, we were a party school :D


ha ha ha ha ha ha~

and let me guess............he was an English Major!!!!;)

[texasmetal]

I went to a conference one year and was sitting at a table with Fire Marshal's from all parts of Texas.......It hurt my ears to hear the dude from East Texas talk, I thought he was kidding :D

How about, "wounded up".....as in; I was gonna buy some bread but "wounded up" buying all kinds of stuff.

:D

Take it easy on us East Texans :p, My favorite is:
"How you are?"
"I are O.K."

[L-GREEN-GO]

Go Spurs GO! Come on... i'm sorry but everyone is getting tired of this... Cant we come up with something new already? :confused:

[Robottsuperbug]

haha I was thinking the same thing a few days ago.

[airhead]

A friend of mine asked me for a lighter to "turn on his cigarett."

[Robottsuperbug]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/pages/mostpopular.html

thought you guys might like that.